The stealist stealer and sneaker of sneaks,
has been haunting my closet for 1000 weeks.
My clothes are intact, my belts are still there,
also untouched, socks and underwear.
This monster won’t scare me or disturb me in sleep,
He wanders in and out with not so much as a peep.
He is horrific and awful, the most frustrating beast,
a puzzling puzzle I have not yet pieced.
He takes, he thieves, he makes my wardrobe a fright,
by stealing my shoes, or rather, just the right.