We just gave thanks, now what?

“I am thankful for Black Friday.” said someone somewhere in America while sitting at the family Thanksgiving table surrounded by loved ones.
Mere hours after feeling positive about everything we possess in life, Americans jostle in line for more possessions. This is consumerism at its peak, and it kicks off what has come to be known as the “Christmas shopping season”, which I guess is different from the plain old Christmas season?
I like the holidays, I like giving people gifts, but more than anything I like that as a whole, people generally display a kindness that for some reason cannot be carried throughout the rest of the year. But let’s be honest about this, God and Jesus probably hate Christmas.
“Well that transitioned quickly” you might be saying. True, it did, but I want to point out 2 facts that support this potentially outlandish claim.
1. We killed Jesus
Say your child was killed by a hummingbird. As a whole, you might dislike hummingbirds, be a little weary of them, and prefer say, a kitten to a hummingbird. Humans killed Jesus. God created all living things on this Earth, and of all the creatures, it was humans that killed his son. I would imagine that because of this, God prefers pretty much every other species of animal over human.
2. We celebrate Jesus’ birthday on the wrong day
The actual birth date of Jesus isn’t clear, but following what is written in scripture, December 25th is absolutely not the correct day. If you want to know the supporting reasons click here.
It’s a little bit of a slap in the face right, God? I mean, you sent your son down here to help us out, we kill him, and then celebrate his birth on an arbitrary day by giving each other a bunch of items that we only purchased because they were on deep discount.
Also of note is that people are mauled/murdered during the process of buying said discounted items. So what I gather about this Christmas shopping season is that if you really care about someone, nothing says “I love you” like a sweater that is 70% off. Especially if that sweater is stained with the blood of other shoppers.
I prefer plain old Christmas season myself.

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