So Obama approves of gay marriage and everyone else jumps on, even fictional characters. DC comics announced today that one of it’s superheros will come out of the closet, and it has been specified that it will be a “major character”. I love comic book heros, so I feel the need to really analyze this. The obvious choice is Robin, but it is pretty much assumed he is already gay so that is too easy. Batman would be a shock because he is portrayed as such a womanizer, but maybe that is just it, he is trying to repress his feelings and prove to others how hetero he is. Superman is extremely well groomed, handsome, and fit, but what about Lois? A cover up? Aquaman, The Green Latern, and The Flash are the only “major” ones left…except for Wonder Woman. Let me specify that those dots are because I think of Wonder Woman as Lynda Carter, not the animated version. I am not a total weirdo, just weird. Are we going to have the first lesbian superhero? Maybe she gets caught with another woman in her invisible jet? Maybe the other woman is Supergirl. Ok, this whole article makes me feel like a complete nerd, but am flashing back to 4th grade and I can literally smell my comic books as I type this. I apologize. Just thought it was interesting.